Funny monkeys and quotes

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 If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. 

-James Goldsmith

 Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. 

-Tracy Morgan

 Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. 

-Malcolm de Chazal

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special. 

-Stephen Hawking

 Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling angel? To my juvenile eyes, Darwin was proved true every day. It doesn't take much to make us flip back into monkeys again. 

-Terry Pratchett

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. 

-Alvah Bessie

I became fascinated with the concept of speak no, see no, hear no evil. And - and the actual depiction of three wise monkeys. And I began collecting it over the years. And I kind of figured that I might be the - the fourth monkey, the feel no evil monkey. 

-Mackenzie Phillips

 Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? 

-Stephen Baldwin

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. 

-Chris Pratt

No one likes doing primate experiments, but some research can only be done on monkeys. 

-Mark Walport

 Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings. 

-Kenneth Grahame

I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn't theirs. 

-Terry Pratchett

 Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings. 

-Kenneth Grahame

I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things. People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys. 

-Dick Dale

Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum. 

-Arthur Eddington

There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys. 

-Paul Hogan

 Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that. 

-Wangari Maathai 

I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy. 

-Scott Caan 

Show In arguing that machines think, we are in the same fix as Darwin when he argued that man shares common ancestors with monkeys, or Galileo when he argued that the Earth spins on its axis. 

-Herbert A. Simon